And now on to the content.
Cute Kitten Video!
Speeches from the Webby awards (all winners were limited to 5-6 words each).
Creative problem-solving, from today's Ask Amy column:
I'm not even going to go into the "crack" problem. Actually, I solved that one myself by decorating cracks with flowers whenever I saw them peeking out from the waistband; apparently it's not pleasant to have a daisy stuck in your backside. It was my own urban beautification project and I'm proud!
Quote from the Fark.com thread regarding the two high school seniors that used Mein Kampf for their senior quotes:
"Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger." -- Herman Goering (at the Nuremberg trials)
And there you have it, folks. Remember, Bimbo the Bear says "Eat Mo' 'nuts."
Ewwww...DONUTS, people! Geez.