She came across the ocean wearing loneliness (wore it on her sweater) Just like you wore it out on me
And she only thinks of simple things, diamond rings and paper kings, she only thinks of all the things that might not be
- Virginia Coalition, A Song
Monday, February 26, 2007
Best advice evar
Dave Barry published a list entitled "25 things I have learned in 50 years." Somewhere in the evolution of e-mail forwards, things got added or changed. The best addition, by far: "Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative the same night."