Wednesday, April 14, 2010

"You'd do that for me?" "Absolutely."

(Scene: After midnight, in bed. Lights are off.
Suddenly, I jump up off the pillow.)


Me: Something just touched my nose.
Matt: It was probably a cat hair.
Me: What if it was a spider?
Matt: It's not a spider.
Me: How do you know?
Matt: Because I killed every spider in the universe.

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