Saturday, July 17, 2010

Just give me my iced coffee!

I stopped at the B&N Cafe after picking something up from Target. When I get to the register, the girl asks me "Welcome to Starbucks, can I get a Frappuccino started for you?" No thanks lady, I already fell for that once. I order a grande iced vanilla coffee. She says "You didn't want that as a blah blah blah vanilla frappuccino?" (She said some long name, I can't even remember the entirety of it). I said 'No thank you.' Next, it's "Would you like that as a venti, only 30 cents more?" Holy crap, the upsell. I just want a iced coffee, damnit!

And then I finally get my iced coffee, and the sleeve says "Next time, try the NEW however-you-want-it frappuccino." Well Starbucks, I'll tell you how-I-want-it: the old recipe.

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